303 lines
14 KiB
TypeScript
303 lines
14 KiB
TypeScript
import { Hono } from "hono"
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const app = new Hono()
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const html = (strings: TemplateStringsArray, ...values: any[]) => strings.reduce((result, str, i) => result + str + (values[i] || ''), '')
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app.get("/", (c) => {
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const truism = TRUISMS[Math.floor(Math.random() * TRUISMS.length)]
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return c.html(html`
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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="en">
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<head>
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<title>truism</title>
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0"/>
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<meta charset="utf-8"/>
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<style>
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body {
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min-height: 100vh;
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margin: 0;
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display: flex;
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align-items: center;
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justify-content: center;
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}
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h1 {
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font-size: min(10vw, 12vh);
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font-weight: 600;
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text-align: center;
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max-width: 90vw;
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margin-left: auto;
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margin-right: auto;
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word-wrap: break-word;
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}
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<h1>${truism}</h1>
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</body>
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</html>
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`)
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})
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app.get("/txt", (c) => c.text(TRUISMS[Math.floor(Math.random() * TRUISMS.length)]))
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export default {
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port: process.env.PORT || 3000,
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fetch: app.fetch,
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}
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const TRUISMS = [
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"A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO A LONG WAY",
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"A LOT OF PROFESSIONALS ARE CRACKPOTS",
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"A MAN CAN'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A MOTHER",
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"A NAME MEANS A LOT JUST BY ITSELF",
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"A POSITIVE ATTITUDE MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD",
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"A RELAXED MAN IS NOT NECESSARILY A BETTER MAN",
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"A SENSE OF TIMING IS THE MARK OF GENIUS",
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"A SINCERE EFFORT IS ALL YOU CAN ASK",
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"A SINGLE EVENT CAN HAVE INFINITELY MANY INTERPRETATIONS",
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"A SOLID HOME BASE BUILDS A SENSE OF SELF",
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"A STRONG SENSE OF DUTY IMPRISONS YOU",
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"ABSOLUTE SUBMISSION CAN BE A FORM OF FREEDOM",
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"ABSTRACTION IS A TYPE OF DECADENCE",
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"ABUSE OF POWER COMES AS NO SURPRISE",
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"ACTION CAUSES MORE TROUBLE THAN THOUGHT",
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"ALIENATION PRODUCES ECCENTRICS OR REVOLUTIONARIES",
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"ALL THINGS ARE DELICATELY INTERCONNECTED",
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"AMBITION IS JUST AS DANGEROUS AS COMPLACENCY",
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"AMBIVALENCE CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE",
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"AN ELITE IS INEVITABLE",
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"ANGER OR HATE CAN BE A USEFUL MOTIVATING FORCE",
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"ANIMALISM IS PERFECTLY HEALTHY",
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"ANY SURPLUS IS IMMORAL",
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"ANYTHING IS A LEGITIMATE AREA OF INVESTIGATION",
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"ARTIFICIAL DESIRES ARE DESPOILING THE EARTH",
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"AT TIMES INACTIVITY IS PREFERABLE TO MINDLESS FUNCTIONING",
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"AT TIMES YOUR UNCONSCIOUS IS TRUER THAN YOUR CONSCIOUS MIND",
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"AUTOMATION IS DEADLY",
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"AWFUL PUNISHMENT AWAITS REALLY BAD PEOPLE",
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"BAD INTENTIONS CAN YIELD GOOD RESULTS",
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"BEING ALONE WITH YOURSELF IS INCREASINGLY UNPOPULAR",
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"BEING HAPPY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING ELSE",
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"BEING JUDGMENTAL IS A SIGN OF LIFE",
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"BEING SURE OF YOURSELF MEANS YOU'RE A FOOL",
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"BELIEVING IN REBIRTH IS THE SAME AS ADMITTING DEFEAT",
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"BOREDOM MAKES YOU DO CRAZY THINGS",
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"CALM IS MORE CONDUCIVE TO CREATIVITY THAN IS ANXIETY",
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"CATEGORIZING FEAR IS CALMING",
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"CHANGE IS VALUABLE WHEN THE OPPRESSED BECOME TYRANTS",
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"CHASING THE NEW IS DANGEROUS TO SOCIETY",
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"CHILDREN ARE THE HOPE OF THE FUTURE",
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"CHILDREN ARE THE MOST CRUEL OF ALL",
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"CLASS ACTION IS A NICE IDEA WITH NO SUBSTANCE",
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"CLASS STRUCTURE IS AS ARTIFICIAL AS PLASTIC",
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"CONFUSING YOURSELF IS A WAY TO STAY HONEST",
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"CRIME AGAINST PROPERTY IS RELATIVELY UNIMPORTANT",
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"DECADENCE CAN BE AN END IN ITSELF",
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"DECENCY IS A RELATIVE THING",
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"DEPENDENCE CAN BE A MEAL TICKET",
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"DESCRIPTION IS MORE VALUABLE THAN METAPHOR",
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"DEVIANTS ARE SACRIFICED TO INCREASE GROUP SOLIDARITY",
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"DISGUST IS THE APPROPRIATE RESPONSE TO MOST SITUATIONS",
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"DISORGANIZATION IS A KIND OF ANESTHESIA",
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"DON'T PLACE TOO MUCH TRUST IN EXPERTS",
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"DRAMA OFTEN OBSCURES THE REAL ISSUES",
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"DREAMING WHILE AWAKE IS A FRIGHTENING CONTRADICTION",
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"DYING AND COMING BACK GIVES YOU CONSIDERABLE PERSPECTIVE",
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"DYING SHOULD BE AS EASY AS FALLING OFF A LOG",
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"EATING TOO MUCH IS CRIMINAL",
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"ELABORATION IS A FORM OF POLLUTION",
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"EMOTIONAL RESPONSES ARE AS VALUABLE AS INTELLECTUAL RESPONSES",
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"ENJOY YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING ANYWAY",
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"ENSURE THAT YOUR LIFE STAYS IN FLUX",
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"EVEN YOUR FAMILY CAN BETRAY YOU",
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"EVERY ACHIEVEMENT REQUIRES A SACRIFICE",
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"EVERYONE'S WORK IS EQUALLY IMPORTANT",
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"EVERYTHING THAT'S INTERESTING IS NEW",
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"EXCEPTIONAL PEOPLE DESERVE SPECIAL CONCESSIONS",
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"EXPIRING FOR LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL BUT STUPID",
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"EXPRESSING ANGER IS NECESSARY",
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"EXTREME BEHAVIOR HAS ITS BASIS IN PATHOLOGICAL PSYCHOLOGY",
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"EXTREME SELF-CONSCIOUSNESS LEADS TO PERVERSION",
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"FAITHFULNESS IS A SOCIAL NOT A BIOLOGICAL LAW",
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"FAKE OR REAL INDIFFERENCE IS A POWERFUL PERSONAL WEAPON",
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"FATHERS OFTEN USE TOO MUCH FORCE",
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"FEAR IS THE GREATEST INCAPACITATOR",
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"FREEDOM IS A LUXURY NOT A NECESSITY",
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"GIVING FREE REIN TO YOUR EMOTIONS IS AN HONEST WAY TO LIVE",
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"GO ALL OUT IN ROMANCE AND LET THE CHIPS FALL WHERE THEY MAY",
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"GOING WITH THE FLOW IS SOOTHING BUT RISKY",
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"GOOD DEEDS EVENTUALLY ARE REWARDED",
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"GOVERNMENT IS A BURDEN ON THE PEOPLE",
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"GRASS ROOTS AGITATION IS THE ONLY HOPE",
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"GUILT AND SELF-LACERATION ARE INDULGENCES",
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"HABITUAL CONTEMPT DOESN'T REFLECT A FINER SENSIBILITY",
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"HIDING YOUR MOTIVES IS DESPICABLE",
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"HOLDING BACK PROTECTS YOUR VITAL ENERGIES",
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"HUMANISM IS OBSOLETE",
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"HUMOR IS A RELEASE",
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"IDEALS ARE REPLACED BY CONVENTIONAL GOALS AT A CERTAIN AGE",
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"IF YOU AREN'T POLITICAL YOUR PERSONAL LIFE SHOULD BE EXEMPLARY",
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"IF YOU CAN'T LEAVE YOUR MARK GIVE UP",
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"IF YOU HAVE MANY DESIRES YOUR LIFE WILL BE INTERESTING",
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"IF YOU LIVE SIMPLY THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT",
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"IGNORING ENEMIES IS THE BEST WAY TO FIGHT",
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"ILLNESS IS A STATE OF MIND",
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"IMPOSING ORDER IS MAN'S VOCATION FOR CHAOS IS HELL",
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"IN SOME INSTANCES IT'S BETTER TO DIE THAN TO CONTINUE",
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"INHERITANCE MUST BE ABOLISHED",
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"IT CAN BE HELPFUL TO KEEP GOING NO MATTER WHAT",
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"IT IS HEROIC TO TRY TO STOP TIME",
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"IT IS MAN'S FATE TO OUTSMART HIMSELF",
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"IT'S A GIFT TO THE WORLD NOT TO HAVE BABIES",
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"IT'S BETTER TO BE A GOOD PERSON THAN A FAMOUS PERSON",
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"IT'S BETTER TO BE LONELY THAN TO BE WITH INFERIOR PEOPLE",
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"IT'S BETTER TO BE NAIVE THAN JADED",
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"IT'S BETTER TO STUDY THE LIVING FACT THAN TO ANALYZE HISTORY",
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"IT'S CRUCIAL TO HAVE AN ACTIVE FANTASY LIFE",
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"IT'S GOOD TO GIVE EXTRA MONEY TO CHARITY",
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"IT'S IMPORTANT TO STAY CLEAN ON ALL LEVELS",
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"IT'S JUST AN ACCIDENT THAT YOUR PARENTS ARE YOUR PARENTS",
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"IT'S NOT GOOD TO HOLD TOO MANY ABSOLUTES",
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"IT'S NOT GOOD TO OPERATE ON CREDIT",
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"IT'S VITAL TO LIVE IN HARMONY WITH NATURE",
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"JUST BELIEVING SOMETHING CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN",
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"KEEP SOMETHING IN RESERVE FOR EMERGENCIES",
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"KILLING IS UNAVOIDABLE BUT IS NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF",
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"KNOWING YOURSELF LETS YOU UNDERSTAND OTHERS",
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"KNOWLEDGE SHOULD BE ADVANCED AT ALL COSTS",
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"LABOR IS A LIFE-DESTROYING ACTIVITY",
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"LACK OF CHARISMA CAN BE FATAL",
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"LEISURE TIME IS A GIGANTIC SMOKE SCREEN",
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"LISTEN WHEN YOUR BODY TALKS",
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"LOOKING BACK IS THE FIRST SIGN OF AGING AND DECAY",
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"LOVING ANIMALS IS A SUBSTITUTE ACTIVITY",
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"LOW EXPECTATIONS ARE GOOD PROTECTION",
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"MANUAL LABOR CAN BE REFRESHING AND WHOLESOME",
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"MEN ARE NOT MONOGAMOUS BY NATURE",
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"MODERATION KILLS THE SPIRIT",
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"MONEY CREATES TASTE",
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"MONOMANIA IS A PREREQUISITE OF SUCCESS",
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"MORALS ARE FOR LITTLE PEOPLE",
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"MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT FIT TO RULE THEMSELVES",
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"MOSTLY YOU SHOULD MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS",
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"MOTHERS SHOULDN'T MAKE TOO MANY SACRIFICES",
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"MUCH WAS DECIDED BEFORE YOU WERE BORN",
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"MURDER HAS ITS SEXUAL SIDE",
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"MYTHS CAN MAKE REALITY MORE INTELLIGIBLE",
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"NOISE CAN BE HOSTILE",
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"NOTHING UPSETS THE BALANCE OF GOOD AND EVIL",
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"OCCASIONALLY PRINCIPLES ARE MORE VALUABLE THAN PEOPLE",
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"OFFER VERY LITTLE INFORMATION ABOUT YOURSELF",
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"OFTEN YOU SHOULD ACT LIKE YOU ARE SEXLESS",
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"OLD FRIENDS ARE BETTER LEFT IN THE PAST",
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"OPACITY IS AN IRRESISTIBLE CHALLENGE",
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"PAIN CAN BE A VERY POSITIVE THING",
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"PEOPLE ARE BORING UNLESS THEY'RE EXTREMISTS",
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"PEOPLE ARE NUTS IF THEY THINK THEY ARE IMPORTANT",
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"PEOPLE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT THEY DO UNLESS THEY'RE INSANE",
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"PEOPLE WHO DON'T WORK WITH THEIR HANDS ARE PARASITES",
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"PEOPLE WHO GO CRAZY ARE TOO SENSITIVE",
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"PEOPLE WON'T BEHAVE IF THEY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE",
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"PHYSICAL CULTURE IS SECOND-BEST",
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"PLANNING FOR THE FUTURE IS ESCAPISM",
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"PLAYING IT SAFE CAN CAUSE A LOT OF DAMAGE IN THE LONG RUN",
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"POLITICS IS USED FOR PERSONAL GAIN",
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"POTENTIAL COUNTS FOR NOTHING UNTIL IT'S REALIZED",
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"PRIVATE PROPERTY CREATED CRIME",
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"PURSUING PLEASURE FOR THE SAKE OF PLEASURE WILL RUIN YOU",
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"PUSH YOURSELF TO THE LIMIT AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE",
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"RAISE BOYS AND GIRLS THE SAME WAY",
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"RANDOM MATING IS GOOD FOR DEBUNKING SEX MYTHS",
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"RECHANNELING DESTRUCTIVE IMPULSES IS A SIGN OF MATURITY",
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"RECLUSES ALWAYS GET WEAK",
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"REDISTRIBUTING WEALTH IS IMPERATIVE",
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"RELATIVITY IS NO BOON TO MANKIND",
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"RELIGION CAUSES AS MANY PROBLEMS AS IT SOLVES",
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"REMEMBER YOU ALWAYS HAVE FREEDOM OF CHOICE",
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"REPETITION IS THE BEST WAY TO LEARN",
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"RESOLUTIONS SERVE TO EASE YOUR CONSCIENCE",
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"REVOLUTION BEGINS WITH CHANGES IN THE INDIVIDUAL",
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"ROMANTIC LOVE WAS INVENTED TO MANIPULATE WOMEN",
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"ROUTINE IS A LINK WITH THE PAST",
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"ROUTINE SMALL EXCESSES ARE WORSE THAN THE OCCASIONAL DEBAUCH",
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"SACRIFICING YOURSELF FOR A BAD CAUSE IS NOT A MORAL ACT",
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"SALVATION CAN'T BE BOUGHT AND SOLD",
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"SELF-AWARENESS CAN BE CRIPPLING",
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"SELF-CONTEMPT CAN DO MORE HARM THAN GOOD",
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"SELFISHNESS IS THE MOST BASIC MOTIVATION",
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"SELFLESSNESS IS THE HIGHEST ACHIEVEMENT",
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"SEPARATISM IS THE WAY TO A NEW BEGINNING",
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"SEX DIFFERENCES ARE HERE TO STAY",
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"SIN IS A MEANS OF SOCIAL CONTROL",
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"SLIPPING INTO MADNESS IS GOOD FOR THE SAKE OF COMPARISON",
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"SLOPPY THINKING GETS WORSE OVER TIME",
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"SOLITUDE IS ENRICHING",
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"SOMETIMES SCIENCE ADVANCES FASTER THAN IT SHOULD",
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"SOMETIMES THINGS SEEM TO HAPPEN OF THEIR OWN ACCORD",
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"SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME ON SELF-IMPROVEMENT IS ANTISOCIAL",
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"STARVATION IS NATURE'S WAY",
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"STASIS IS A DREAM STATE",
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"STERILIZATION IS A WEAPON OF THE RULERS",
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"STRONG EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT STEMS FROM BASIC INSECURITY",
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"STUPID PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BREED",
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"SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST APPLIES TO MEN AND ANIMALS",
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"SYMBOLS ARE MORE MEANINGFUL THAN THINGS THEMSELVES",
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"TAKING A STRONG STAND PUBLICIZES THE OPPOSITE POSITION",
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"TALKING IS USED TO HIDE ONE'S INABILITY TO ACT",
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"TEASING PEOPLE SEXUALLY CAN HAVE UGLY CONSEQUENCES",
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"TECHNOLOGY WILL MAKE OR BREAK US",
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"THE CRUELEST DISAPPOINTMENT IS WHEN YOU LET YOURSELF DOWN",
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"THE DESIRE TO REPRODUCE IS A DEATH WISH",
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"THE FAMILY IS LIVING ON BORROWED TIME",
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"THE IDEA OF REVOLUTION IS AN ADOLESCENT FANTASY",
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"THE IDEA OF TRANSCENDENCE IS USED TO OBSCURE OPPRESSION",
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"THE IDIOSYNCRATIC HAS LOST ITS AUTHORITY",
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"THE MOST PROFOUND THINGS ARE INEXPRESSIBLE",
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"THE MUNDANE IS TO BE CHERISHED",
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"THE NEW IS NOTHING BUT A RESTATEMENT OF THE OLD",
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"THE ONLY WAY TO BE PURE IS TO STAY BY YOURSELF",
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"THE SUM OF YOUR ACTIONS DETERMINES WHAT YOU ARE",
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"THE UNATTAINABLE IS INVARIABLY ATTRACTIVE",
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"THE WORLD OPERATES ACCORDING TO DISCOVERABLE LAWS",
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"THERE ARE TOO FEW IMMUTABLE TRUTHS TODAY",
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"THERE'S NOTHING EXCEPT WHAT YOU SENSE",
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"THERE'S NOTHING REDEEMING IN TOIL",
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"THINKING TOO MUCH CAN ONLY CAUSE PROBLEMS",
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"THREATENING SOMEONE SEXUALLY IS A HORRIBLE ACT",
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"TIMIDITY IS LAUGHABLE",
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"TO DISAGREE PRESUPPOSES MORAL INTEGRITY",
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"TO VOLUNTEER IS REACTIONARY",
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"TORTURE IS BARBARIC",
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"TRADING A LIFE FOR A LIFE IS FAIR ENOUGH",
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"TRUE FREEDOM IS FRIGHTFUL",
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"UNIQUE THINGS MUST BE THE MOST VALUABLE",
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"UNQUESTIONING LOVE DEMONSTRATES LARGESSE OF SPIRIT",
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"USING FORCE TO STOP FORCE IS ABSURD",
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"VIOLENCE IS PERMISSIBLE EVEN DESIRABLE OCCASIONALLY",
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"WAR IS A PURIFICATION RITE",
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"WE MUST MAKE SACRIFICES TO MAINTAIN OUR QUALITY OF LIFE",
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"WHEN SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENS PEOPLE WAKE UP",
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"WISHING THINGS AWAY IS NOT EFFECTIVE",
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"WITH PERSEVERANCE YOU CAN DISCOVER ANY TRUTH",
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"WORDS TEND TO BE INADEQUATE",
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"WORRYING CAN HELP YOU PREPARE",
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"YOU ARE A VICTIM OF THE RULES YOU LIVE BY",
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"YOU ARE GUILELESS IN YOUR DREAMS",
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"YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR CONSTITUTING MEANING",
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"YOU ARE THE PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE",
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"YOU CAN LIVE ON THROUGH YOUR DESCENDANTS",
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"YOU CAN'T EXPECT PEOPLE TO BE SOMETHING THEY'RE NOT",
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"YOU CAN'T FOOL OTHERS IF YOU'RE FOOLING YOURSELF",
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"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WHAT UNTIL YOU SUPPORT YOURSELF",
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"YOU HAVE TO HURT OTHERS TO BE EXTRAORDINARY",
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"YOU MUST BE INTIMATE WITH A TOKEN FEW",
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"YOU MUST DISAGREE WITH AUTHORITY FIGURES",
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"YOU MUST HAVE ONE GRAND PASSION",
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"YOU MUST KNOW WHERE YOU STOP AND THE WORLD BEGINS",
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"YOU ONLY CAN UNDERSTAND SOMEONE OF YOUR OWN SEX",
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"YOU OWE THE WORLD NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND",
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"YOU SHOULD STUDY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE",
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"YOUR ACTIONS ARE POINTLESS IF NO ONE NOTICES",
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"YOUR OLDEST FEARS ARE THE WORST ONES"
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